He was Lost!

Alright bitches as you can see someone finally found me!!! All i can remember was, i was at a party and some weeks later i wake up in Mexico, WTF???
I was hiking all the way through the jungle and ate my own poop to survive, but that´s over now!
Please send me some money so i can get a beer, my piss looks like beer but don´t taste that good as you can imagine.

Fuck you!
Stay Knifte!