Freitag, 28. März 2014

Send me your pictures!

Alright i got a message from michele and she send me a picture of her grumpy cat, i thought it was a good picture to make it a bit more knifte  Feel free to send me pictures that you want to get knifted, bitches! Stay Knifte and by the way it´s friday, so get wasted!

Mittwoch, 5. März 2014

He was Lost!

Alright bitches as you can see someone finally found me!!! All i can remember was, i was at a party and some weeks later i wake up in Mexico, WTF???
I was hiking all the way through the jungle and ate my own poop to survive, but that´s over now!
Please send me some money so i can get a beer, my piss looks like beer but don´t taste that good as you can imagine.

Fuck you!
Stay Knifte!