Donnerstag, 11. September 2014


There´s something Knifte wants to tell you, a hug from a normal person is like a big shit from knifte so feel honored bitches!

Donnerstag, 8. Mai 2014

App Game Info

Do ever wanted to fly on a fat farting lady? No problem in the new "Knifte in Poopland" game/app!

coming soon....

Stay KNIFTE bitches!

Mittwoch, 30. April 2014


Hey bitches & snitches...we´re working on the game every day and we put all of our brainshit in it. Be prepared for the worst and addictive poop game of all time! There will be goats and shemales crossing your way...keep your anal ammo ready! Stay Knifte & check the site for more information in the next days. 

Ah yeah and fuck off....xoxo Knifte

Freitag, 28. März 2014

Send me your pictures!

Alright i got a message from michele and she send me a picture of her grumpy cat, i thought it was a good picture to make it a bit more knifte  Feel free to send me pictures that you want to get knifted, bitches! Stay Knifte and by the way it´s friday, so get wasted!

Mittwoch, 5. März 2014

He was Lost!

Alright bitches as you can see someone finally found me!!! All i can remember was, i was at a party and some weeks later i wake up in Mexico, WTF???
I was hiking all the way through the jungle and ate my own poop to survive, but that´s over now!
Please send me some money so i can get a beer, my piss looks like beer but don´t taste that good as you can imagine.

Fuck you!
Stay Knifte!

Montag, 17. Februar 2014

Work work work

I´m sorry about the silence here but we are working on releasing our VAN DALISM project and it´s a lot of work. But you will see it´s worth it!

By the way i bought a new car ;) And now shut up snitches!

Mittwoch, 5. Februar 2014

Knifte is gettin´older

Yes you heard right, Knifte becomes 30 years old today! 30 years of shit and badass living...we have to celebrate that, so drink a beer today for Knifte!

Montag, 13. Januar 2014


It´s fucking monday and i hate my job right now, time for a change in 2014 i think!
Big changes...

Stay Knifte and don´t let problems get you down! NEVER! There´s always a solution!
Sometimes it´s a big sign with "#Fuckyou" on it ;)

Dienstag, 7. Januar 2014


The new Silibil n Brains EP is out now! check it out here
And this is the artwork i did for them! This year will be the year of surprises and hard work ;)