Freitag, 28. März 2014

Send me your pictures!

Alright i got a message from michele and she send me a picture of her grumpy cat, i thought it was a good picture to make it a bit more knifte  Feel free to send me pictures that you want to get knifted, bitches! Stay Knifte and by the way it´s friday, so get wasted!





Mittwoch, 5. März 2014

He was Lost!

Alright bitches as you can see someone finally found me!!! All i can remember was, i was at a party and some weeks later i wake up in Mexico, WTF???
I was hiking all the way through the jungle and ate my own poop to survive, but that´s over now!
Please send me some money so i can get a beer, my piss looks like beer but don´t taste that good as you can imagine.

Fuck you!
Stay Knifte!


Montag, 17. Februar 2014

Work work work

I´m sorry about the silence here but we are working on releasing our VAN DALISM project and it´s a lot of work. But you will see it´s worth it!

By the way i bought a new car ;) And now shut up snitches!


Mittwoch, 5. Februar 2014

Knifte is gettin´older

Yes you heard right, Knifte becomes 30 years old today! 30 years of shit and badass living...we have to celebrate that, so drink a beer today for Knifte!